1. Where do you like to walk?
At the gym, on a treadmill, while listening to my iPod and watching TV.
2. What does your hair look like?
A poop brown poodle.
3. What are you jealous of?
Your mom and mortgage lenders.
4. What kind of promises do you make?
None, because I suck at keeping them, my mental agenda dosn’t have that kind of capacity.
5. What makes you stare?
Midgets. Sorry, it’s mean but I do. One walked by me the grocery store one day and our eyes met and I had to smile and say “Hello!” I’m not sure what he was thinking.
Play Friday Fiver
A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, ‘What size condoms?’
The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, ‘One box of large condoms, Register 5.’
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, ‘One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.’
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know.? She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said…
‘Cleanup, Register 5′
1. In the book cougar: a guide for older women dating younger men by valerie gibson, ms. gibson states that the typical cougar-prey age difference is six years. would you date - or have you ever dated - someone at least six years your junior?
Nope, the younger guys have always persued me. I wonder why that is? I do look young, or did I just look stupid back in those days? It was the blonde highlights I knew it durnit!
2. What is the largest age difference between you and a paramour? who was older?
I was 21 and he was 18. He loved his beer more than me, and he loved me because I had beer. Maybe if I would of had beer flavored nipples, he would of wanted to date me longer. At that time too I was taking a lot of phentermine (diet pills) to try and loose weight to look good for him. It was sad and pathetic.
3. What would you say to your friend if he/she was carrying on with a friend of their child? is this ever acceptable to you? why or why not?
Ew, ew, and ew! No and…..EW! Just because Hulk Hogan does it, dosn’t make it right. Who would sleep with that guy anyways?
Play Wet Wednesday
Thanks for stumbling upon my site. Chances are you came to this site because you are web surfing drunk or you actually like reading weird stories. Either way, thanks for dropping by and I hope you enjoy your stay.
I’m not sure what the underlying theme will be for the site, but it will focus on weird news stories, I used to say “What The Jorge?” all the time when I herd something weird so I want to make people scream the same thing. (Oh baby!)
Here are some of the things that I like that I might like and or write a review about:
- Football
- NASCAR
- Beauty: Makeup, Hair, Facial Care, etc.
- TV Shows
- Movies
- Music
I don’t claim to be a professional writer. I just write it how I see it in my own opinion, you can either share in that opinion or get mad and express your side of things, or leave. Anyone and everyone is welcome to respect for each other is still expected. I love people that participate, so if you do leave your mark often, I will be looking for writers in the future that have the same sick sense of humor I have. (Insert evil laugh here.)
So enjoy and if you have any more questions feel free to contact me.
Peace, Love, and Tacos,
Maruth