Nachos, Tacos and Burritos...

A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

What The Jorge? Rss

Obama likes to recycle…his speeches that is!

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Audio & Video, General, Political | Posted on 20-02-2008

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama is taking a few pointers from Governor Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, or should I say…taking a few lines from his speeches. What a bore! Clinton had been giving him grief that he gave good speeches, his speeches just didn’t have any solutions to the problems. For once, I will have to agree with Clinton. Obama reminds me of an old boyfriend I once had…He sweet talked me and told me things I wanted to hear. When it came down to actually doing all those sweet, whispering nothings….he was a one-minute man. We don’t need a sweet-talker for a president.

 And to once again not give Obama any credit, reciting lines from”I Have A Dream” was not very original either. Come up with your own speeches and quit quoting others. Fire your speech writer or sleep with him and/or her so they can have enough revelations to write you better speeches.

You can read more information on the dramatic hum dum here.

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