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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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A’Muse’ Me Monday

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General | Posted on 25-02-2008

It’s A’Muse’ Me Monday! Time for a little fact or fiction (or both): I always get a kick out of these!

Fact: Name five of your favorite songs and the artists who wrote them.
1.) “This I Promise You” by ‘NSync
My ultimate favorite love song. Plus it reminds me of my teenybopper days and obsessing over ‘NSync
2.) “Tim McGraw” by Taylor Swift
When you think Tim McGraw…I hope you think of me, because I would soooo co-populate with this man!
3.) “So Small” by Carrie Underwood
For the amazing, amazing lyrics!
4.) “You Are My Sunshine” by Jimmie Davis
My dad used to sing this song every morning to me to wake me up to go to school.
5.) “Through the Rain” by Mariah Carey
Another inspirational song and I idolized her when I was a teenager.

Fiction: Make up a short song about your love for your camera. (It can be funny or serious).

I love my digi cam
So much I named it Sam
I take pictures of people that are big hams
Then email it to people as spam.

Oh my beautiful black digi cam
You fit in my purse nice and snug
I hope you never get a bug
Without you by my side I’m a lazy slug.

I love you my beautiful, black, sexy, digi cam

(Ok so I suck at writing songs, but I will have a major laugh at this one later!)

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Comments

  1. I thought that was realy funny.
    Thanks for playing

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