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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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Rock of Love 2: Recap

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, Reviews, TV | Posted on 02-03-2008

This post contains the spoiler so if you are a fan of the show, you better not read on.

I watch this show to make me feel better about myself because I have never seen so many empty headed airheads in one area at once.

Today’s challenge was to put on a USO Show for the Veterans. Oh God! Half of these girls cannot even pronounce most of the words to the Preamble. Granted, I never memorized the Preamble, but at least I can annunciate the words. What a bag of airheads.

Kristy Joe and Amber did a tap dance like a bunch of monkey’s on crack.

Megan & Jessica did a striptease and caused a bunch of old men to up their dosage on viagra.

Destiny & Ina sexed it up a little more and stripped like a bunch of….go-go dancers? Yeah, that sounds like a nice enough word!

Daisy the tone deaf sea monkey sang the National Anthem. I think? What moron dosn’t know the words to the National Anthem? This is my fave girl in the competition, but this was just pretty sad.

Amber called out Kristy Joe at dinner. What a nutcase! Brett seriously needs to get rid of her. Amber then tries to apologize to Kristy Joe and she didn’t give a crap. I’d punch the emotionless fruitbasket square in the nose.

So finally it’s down to Ina and Kristy Joe. Halleujah I’m thinking loony Kristy Joe is finally going home and then…

Rock of Love 2 - Ina

He gets rid of Amazon Woman Ina. Oh well, better luck next week I guess.

On this day..

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