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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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Monday is a Beach

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General | Posted on 10-03-2008

1. Have you ever partaken in a dare? What did it entail?
I got suckered into playing a chinese fire drill in the middle of a storm on a busy downtown road. For those of you that don’t know what a Chinese fire drill is, it’s when there’s two people on opposite ends of the car and you both get out and switch sides. Well I got out and ran to the other side of the car, and the other person just opened their door, waited for me to get to their side and then closed the door in my face. I was very embarresed! *blush*

2. Do you live with anyone who has any particularly annoying living habits?(eg. leaves toilet seat up,forgets to give messages)
I hate it when my mother tries to talk to me from the top of the stairs and I’m in my room in the basement. I’ve got a TV, fan, and my computer running and she just starts talking full conversations from the top of the stairs.

3. Who’s your favourite advertising mascot? (eg. Tony the Tiger,The Michelin Man)
The Geico Gecko. He’s so cute I want one!

4. If you were a high school stereotype,you’d be the…?
Outcast

5. Do you like organic food?
I’m not sure what organic food is, so I don’t know!

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