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You Started It
Posted by Jorge | Posted in Funny, General | Posted on 16-03-2008
Another funny chain letter that was pretty funny I had to share instead of forward on, I wouldn’t want your hair to fall out and curse six years of bad luck on you.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ‘Hi, You know I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’
The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is Excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.”
The guy, wide-eyed, said, “You’re BS in’ me!”
The social worker said, “Yeah, well … You started it.”
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Nice Blog. I like the layout you used. Did you make that yourself?
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