Nachos, Tacos and Burritos...

A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

What The Jorge? Rss

Message In A Bottle

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Funny, General, Linked | Posted on 13-05-2008

Take a look at this picture and tell me what you see…then check for the explanation below.

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Re-adjust your Lasiks

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture.

So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child.

Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within six seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that YOU probably need help!

OK, here’s help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder…

OH, SURE , NOW you see them!

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