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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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The Wedding Auctions

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, Linked, News | Posted on 08-07-2008

Time to open up my laptop computer and dust up on my e-baying skills; I’m going to sell ad space on my forehead.

Wedding Auction Kelly Gray and fiancé, Karl Gau were trying to plan their wedding on a combined income of $32,000.

Wedding ceremonies adverage to over $27,000, according to a recent survey commissioned by The Knot Inc., a publicly traded wedding media and services company.

So what do you do with limited income and a big wedding budget? You auction off a spot in your wedding on eBay.