Growing Old Together

Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.

Ralph suddenly said, “Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff…”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” Mary asked.

“What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

On this day..

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