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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

What The Jorge? Rss

Paris Hilton’s Doggie Massacre

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Celebrity, General, Pets | Posted on 21-09-2008

Word has it that celebrity socialite, Paris Hilton lost two of her million dogs to a coyote that came down onto her property and attacked them.

OH NO NOT THE TACO BELL DOG?

Paris’ rep denies the story saying, “They were at Paris’ house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” a rep for Hilton, 27, told People magazine. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured. “

I wouldn’t doubt that her 17 dogs live a better life than most normal human beings. On top of the dogs it is reported she she supposedly also owns a goat, cats, two ferrets, a chinchilla and other exotic pets that might not even be legal in California. Not to mention, if you have more than three dogs don’t you have to have a kennel liscense?

This story gave flared up my allergies just reading it.

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