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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon Hire A Dog Therapist

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Celebrity, General, Pets | Posted on 24-09-2008

The “Dog Whisperer” must have been busy because couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been reported to have hired a dog therapist.

Yes, I said dog therapist.

Why? Because their dogs are acting jealous towards each other and fighting.

Do they make doggie psychotherapy pills? I’d honestly hate to see what would happen if those poor dogs got acne pimples. Major reconstructive surgery?

That’s OK, I still love this couple. If Jake and Reese truly love each other, then their dogs eventually will.

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