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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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Bird Poops In Reporters Mouth

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Audio & Video, Funny, General, Meme | Posted on 11-10-2008

“I should have seen that one coming…”

NO REALLY?

Brings new meaning to the words “bird infestation”

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Widdle Shamrock said...

That is hilarious. I was laughing and gagging at the same time.

Posted on: 11/Oct/2008 at 11:10
Lightening said...

Oh YUK!!! That is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh. :) And for joining Smiley Saturday. :)

Posted on: 12/Oct/2008 at 05:10
Russ said...

I get all creeped out when they do it on someone’s shoulder. Can’t imagine how that reporter felt.

Posted on: 12/Oct/2008 at 07:10