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A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

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Funny Christmas Shirts

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Funny, General, Shopping | Posted on 24-11-2008

There are a ton of funny t shirts out there. They always look good in a photo opp, celebrities wear them to make a statement when paparazzi follow them for a photo, it tells the world what you have to say, without ever really saying it…

With the Holiday season coming up, here are a few humerous Holiday shirts to brighten up the yultide season:

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Weight Loss Phone Counseling

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, Health, News | Posted on 24-11-2008

The University of Florida recently did a research and found results that show that “Telephone counseling may be just as successful as face-to-face counseling in helping people maintain weight loss”

This sounds a lot easier than trying the latest and greatest diet pills such as Ephedrasil Hardcore, which the name itself doesn’t make it sound so fun either.

234 obese women between the ages of 50 and 75 years old whom lived in rural areas in northern Florida were studied. They finished a 6 month weight loss program and the women lost an average of 22 pounds.

One year later some of the women were counseled over the phone and the rest were counseled face to face. Results showed that the women counseled over the phone regained less than 2.5 pounds average weight. The women who were counseled in person regained an average of 8 pounds.

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Fat Burning Diet Soap

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, Health, Shopping | Posted on 24-11-2008

Out of all the fat burners that are being sold and reviewed on the internet, this one is by far the oddest:

Diet Soap.

It has been featured on well known TV shows such asĀ  Prime Time, A Current Affair, and Hard Copy. Of of 12 customer reviews, it was given 5 stars. So what makes this “diet soap” so much more unique than the Irish Spring sitting in your shower?

AOQILI Diet Soap is a made from the elixirs of undersea plants. It can be used with sensitive and and the healing and fat burning assets of seaweed has existed for over 400 years in the East. It provides natural skin care and contains numerous kinds of outlying elements,vitamins and minerals. If used over time, the body appears slender if taken with a diet.

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The Little Horse That Could

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, News, Pets | Posted on 24-11-2008

For such a small horse, it sure it making big news!

Meet the smallest horse to be born in Bliss at Riverdance Stud Farm in Victoria, South Australia.

The currently unnamed horse is a whopping 15 inches, equivalent to the size of ‘a week-old lamb.’ Miniature horses of her breed are normally born between 20-23 inches but this “little horse that could” is expected to grow 24 inches.

The town is currently holding a contest to give the horse a name before Christmas. No english saddles for this little girl.

Photo by Newspix / Rex Features, News information from Daily Mail UK

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Mel B’s “Peepshow”

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Celebrity, Entertainment, General, Linked, News | Posted on 20-11-2008

Jerry Mitchell will direct PEEPSHOW, a new modern burlesque show set for the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas, to begin previews March 30, with an opening set for April 18, 2009.

Not familiar with Jerry Mithell? He was a Tony Award winner for his choreography of La Cage Aux Folles, and was also held Tony nominations for his choreography of Hairspray, Legally Blonde, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Never Gonna Dance, and The Full Monty. He also directed Legally Blonde.

PEEPSHOW was created specifically for the “adult playground of Las Vegas with a highly stylized combination of sexy striptease and celebrity. ” The cast will star Mel B of the Spice Girls playing Peep Diva, and Kelly Monaco, winner of Dancing With the Stars, (Season 1) who will play Bo Peep.

Sounds interesting huh?

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Orlando Vacation Destination

Posted by Jorge | Posted in General, Linked, Travel | Posted on 20-11-2008

So with the economy completely going down the tubes, not many of us normal, hard-working people can pick up and go to the vacation destination of our choice. Well here’s a great deal for those that are saving up for their vacation the good old fashioned way…with Orlando vacations.

Families of four, or more, have the chance to save BIG on the newest Orlando family vacation package from the Residence Inn Orlando SeaWorld/ International Center. With unbeatable rates starting at $516, the package also includes four tickets to SeaWorld Orlando.

Voted number one in the “Best for Families” category by TripAdvisor, this Orlando, Florida hotel near SeaWorld lets guests enjoy an array of family-friendly amenities including a heated outdoor swimming pool, game room and sport court.
The SeaWorld Orlando Vacation package includes: — Deluxe accommodations for four nights
    --  Tickets to SeaWorld Orlando for two adults and two children (one child
        ticket per adult, up to two)
    --  Complimentary amenities including hot breakfast daily, parking and
        high-speed Internet access
    --  Rates from $516-$1,436
    --  Valid through December 31, 2008

Info from Market Watch

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The Manatee Mystery

Posted by Jorge | Posted in Audio & Video, General, Linked, News, Pets | Posted on 20-11-2008

Last week in Southeastern North Carolina in the Outer Banks, a manatee that reportedly was found dead.

The dead manatee reportedly was seen in the Alligator River over the weekend, even though the animal’s body has not yet been found. Statistically, a manatee can’t survive very long in water colder than 68 degrees. Recent water temperatures in North Carolina have been around 55 degrees.

In recent years, manatee’s have been visiting North Carolina frequently with sightings mostly in Southeastern North Carolina. The same situation has been occurring in Florida.

If you spot a manatee, it is recommended to watch it from a safe distance and not to feed it.

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USPS New Stamp

Posted by admin | Posted in General, Political | Posted on 17-11-2008

How ironic is this ??

They don’t even believe in Christ and they’re getting their own Christmas stamp, but don’t dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property?

USPS New Stamp

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