The Magic Cone Saves Pissy Women Everywhere
Now you can say it loud and say it proud…”I.P. FREELY WITH THE MAGIC CONE!”
Yeah I said it. I don’t understand why I can’t get a job coming up withinventions like this, but someone out there does.
“Now you can pee all you can pee without copping a squat. Just take the flat cardboard cone and press down until it pops open, then press it over your poon and you’ll be able to pee standing up. Perfect for camping, festivals, bus and plane bathrooms. One pack contains 3 biodegradable cones.”
NOW AVAILABLE FOR $5.95 at the Bust Boobtique
On this day..
- Clay Aiken A Proud Papa! - 2008
