What The Jorge?

Nachos, Tacos & Burritos…OH MY!

I review everything from food, products, restaurants, music, movies and TV shows. I am one of those fortunate people that end up having an opinion on everything and anything, good or bad, right or wrong. Sometimes I praise, sometimes I offend, either way I am an American and I use my First Amendment to its fullest.

Along with reviews I also like to affix in a little bit of news from the entertainment and political worlds and/or give an opinion on the news that’s influential our world.

When there’s only so much you can talk about, I’ll stick in a comedic story or brainteaser here and there. We all need a brain wake-up once in a while.

Think of this site as a generic “Ripley’s Believe It or Not” blog.

Don’t like what I have to say? Lovely, I don’t care. There’s an “X” in the top right had corner of your monitor, use it and then go get a sense of humor.

Most posts and reviews are sponsored, which means I get paid, or get commission for giving my opinions and/or implementing third party advertising. Check out the resources page for ways on how you can get your opinion herd like I have done or how you can earn a little bit of extra money just by writing reviews online.

An old friend of mine used to always say “What the Jorge!” instead of “What the Hell!” all the time, and the saying stuck to me like glue. It’s a hilarious saying that also at the same time grabs attention. Saying it is almost like a fad. You will probably utter the same thing too after reading some of the crazy stories and reviews that get posted.

If you find an appealing story that you would like to get submitted to the website, please use the Contact page to submit the link. This site is practically new, just going through it’s inception on January 1st, 2008, so any and all comments are welcome while this site continues through its budding process. Thanks for all the support until then.

About The Rating System

Most rate with stars, I use tacos. One it’s the greatest food invention known to mankind, and two…stars have been done already.

· 1 Taco – Muy Malo! (Very Bad)

· 2 Tacos – Malo (Bad)

· 3 Tacos - Bien! (Good)

· 4 Tacos – Muy Bien! (Very Good)

· 5 Tacos – Perfecto!

About The Author

My name isn’t really Jorge…but I can be just as entertaining! Jorge is my sarcastic, judgemental altar ego. I do have a nice side, you just have to get on that side, and stay there, because I may be nice, but I don’t put up with anyone’s bull. You can call me Emily, I am a 24-year old female from Ohio. I love NASCAR, football and reality TV shows and collect shot glasses (then fill them with tequila). My hobby is designing websites and eating burritos from Chipotle. To feed my burrito obsession, I labor during the day as an office assistant, and moonlight at night as a pro-blogger, Avon Lady, and boring, worthless writer. I have future plans to go back to college and get my degree in Website Design to further build on my skills and learn more once I get some money together, or I meet and marry the NASCAR and/or football player of my dreams.

Looking for Writers

If you have the same sarcastic, critisizing attitude as I do, then you would be a perfect staff writer for What The Jorge? Contact me with some writing samples. I am looking for active readers and participators on the website first off, so be sure to leave a lot of comments on the articles on this website.

Credits

• Taco Banner Image Courtesy of: WPClipart.com
• Emoticons Courtesy of: JC