Nachos, Tacos and Burritos...

A foreigner walks into a bar he's carrying a bag of cow manure, a shotgun, and a dead cat. He sits down at the bar an orders a drink, drinks the drink, loads the shotgun, shoots the bag, and takes a bite of the dead cat. He does this about 4 or 5 more times until the bartender finnally asks, "Wat the hell are you doing?" the foreigner says "I want to be like you Americans, I want to shoot the sh*t and eat pussy!"

What The Jorge? Rss

Password

Posted by admin | Posted in Funny, General, Technology | Posted on 26-12-2008

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that
he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the wife’s attention So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in….

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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

Barack Obama Is An Economic Stimulus All His Own

Posted by admin | Posted in Funny, General, Political, Shopping | Posted on 03-12-2008

T-shirts, mugs, posters, stationary, dog shirts, and even baby bibs…these are just some of the memorabilia for sale that has president elect Barack Obama’s image on them.

It is reported by the Washington Post that Barack Obama merchandise is alive and kicking in an economy that is supposedly going down the drain and in the dumps. In most cases, the business of presidential candidate merchandise completely dies down after the election is over. Not for Obama, and it shouldn’t be surprising after all this man is walking history! And if you are living under a rock, it’s because he will be the first African-American president.

Obama is a “living, breathing stimulus package for a modest-size group of entrepreneurs who are slapping Obama’s image on any surface it’ll stick to.” David Segal of the Washington Post writes.

CafePress.com, is a very popular website where anyone with access to the internet, can start their own online store just by uploading an image and that image can be reproduced on blank t-shirts, mugs, posters, etc. Statistically, on CafePress.com, there are approximately 96.000 different styles of Obama merchandise for sale.

Before Obama, the most popular selling presidential merchandise was “Anti-Bush” memorabilia.

Here’s a few things that you can “Obama-fy” yourself with:

Sneakers from SneakerObsession.com

Action Figurine from HBCU Kidz

And the Obama souvenir to end all Obama souvenirs:

Obama Flip-Flops?

Should we be worried that we are praising a president so much that hasn’t done anything in office yet, or be glad that just him being alive is stimulating the economy?

USPS New Stamp

Posted by admin | Posted in General, Political | Posted on 17-11-2008

How ironic is this ??

They don’t even believe in Christ and they’re getting their own Christmas stamp, but don’t dream of posting the ten commandments on federal property?

USPS New Stamp

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