A Little Entertainment Junk For Your Trunk
So rumer has it the New Kid on the Block, Donnie Wahlberg has been spotted a few times with Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day. They would seem like a semi-cute couple if the rumors were true.
When someone asked her about it this is what she had to say:
“No comment!” she told UsMagazine.com
“Who started that rumor?” she asked. “He is a gorgeous guy and he is a very dear friend of mine.”
Gee Aubrey! Who do you think started that rumer Miss Obvious?
The “Dog Whisperer” must have been busy because couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been reported to have hired a dog therapist.
Yes, I said dog therapist.
Why? Because their dogs are acting jealous towards each other and fighting.
Do they make doggie physcotherapy pills?
Word has it that celebrity socialite, Paris Hilton lost two of her million dogs to a coyote that came down onto her property and attacked them.
OH NO NOT THE TACO BELL DOG?
Paris’ rep denies the story saying, “They were at Paris’ house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” a rep for Hilton, 27, told People magazine. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured. “
I wouldn’t doubt that her 17 dogs live a better life than most normal human beings. On top of the dogs it is reported she she supposedly also owns a goat, cats, two ferrets, a chinchilla and other exotic pets that might not even be legal in California. Not to mention, if you have more than three dogs don’t you have to have a kennel liscense?
This story gave flared up my allergies just reading it.
It’s the perfect setup for a superhero rescue: Bill and Sharon White had a tire blowout, there they are on the side of the road trying to change the tire as hundreds of cars pass by them, probably without a passing glance.
And then … “Bill was fooling with that tire, and I was standing beside the car watching him,” Sharon said. “The next thing I know, a nice-looking young man, very well-dressed, but with something strange on his chin, he walked up, smiled, and said, ‘Hey, you need some help?’ ”
This was after the Cleveland Browns/Dallas Cowboys Game where he was almost knocked superhero senseless, which explains for the strange thing on his chin.
“I didn’t get a good look at him at that point,” Bill said. “We were both trying to get the tire pumped up.”
“You are Tony Romo,” Sharon recognized him. No reply, just a smile, and then it was back to work on the compressor. They got the tire aired up enough for them to make it home.
“I didn’t want to bother him,” Sharon said, “but I asked again, ‘You’re Tony Romo, right?’ ” I knew it was him by then. But he smiled and said, ‘Yes, ma’am.’ ”
Then Sharon did something that I’m sure any normal women would have reacted the same way: “I did something no 50-year-old woman should be doing, but I screamed real loud, and then jumped up and hugged him.”
Bill said, “Don’t tell me how you guys did. I’m going home to watch it.”
At last Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards the buzz and controversy were the jokes that host Russell Brand made about the purity rings that the Jonas Brothers wore.
For you non-virgins, a person that wears a purity ring is saving sex for marriage.
“I’d take them a little more seriously if they wore it on their genitals,” Russell Brand mocked.
A few celebrities were not so amused by the jokes, including American Idol alum, Jordin Sparks, who is a fellow purity ring wearer. She even noted in her acceptance speech “It’s not bad to wear a promise ring because not everybody, guy or girl, wants to be a slut.”
So is Jordin Sparks trying to say that people that are not wearing promise rings are sluts? If that’s the case, I just brought the sluttage meter over 100%. We’re all going to hell! I personally think purity rings are for people that will never get laid anyways.
Even more shockingly, Paris Hilton voiced support for fellow purity ring wearers. Does anyone see something wrong with this picture now?
Russel Brand later apologized. It must have been from the pressure of upsetting Paris Hilton. I probably would not have been able to sleep at night knowing I upset Paris Hilton.
Some other fellow celebrity purity ring wearers include: Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez & back in the day pre-Nick Lachey “Newlyweds” days, Jessica Simpson wore one.
How comforting!
Various media sources claim that Lindsay wants to have a baby with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Guess who might be the alleged sperm donor?
Sam’s brother Mark Ronson.
That’s the only time anyone could get away with sleeping with your significant other’s family members.
Word’s been going round that Pop star Ashlee Simpson might be having twins.
Oh boy! Oh boy! Or is it…Oh girl? Oh girl?
Anyways, I still see this as the same case and point for Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale and Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie…no matter what, their kids will be beautiful.
Pete Wentz even went so far as to use the word “them” when discussing his future child(ren) during an interview, but he turned around and denying the rumor, insisting he “misspoke” and was only trying to keep the pregnancy info nonspecific.
Ashlee claims that the speculation might have derived from the fact that she has gained a few extra baby pounds. She wrote on her MySpace blog that “”carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life,” she declared. “My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about.”
According to USA Today, she told Taylor Swift that she chose the dress for the “the three B’s — the boobs, the belly and the booty,” adding knowingly, “You have to pick ones that don’t stick to your belly.”
Right on classy mama!
Oprah, who publicaly supports presidential hopeful, Barack Obama has claimed that she is not interested in having Republican Vice President hopeful, Sarah Palin on her show.
Why not?
She did come back to say:
“There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show,” Oprah said. “I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would make a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on the show after the campaign is over.”
AFTER the campaign? No one’s going to be interested in the campaign after it’s over. Arn’t we being a little partial and senile Oprah?
Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas - Kardashian is the star of reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and is probably more famous for doing it with Brandy’s brother Ray-J in a sex tape. Can’t wait to see what roles she will get after DWTS.
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas - I had no idea who Cloris was until Bob Saget’s Comedy Central Roast, but it turns out Cloris (which must be short for Clitoris) is an Academy Award Winning Actress and a fairly old lady. I personally want to see granny rock it out!
Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke - Olympic sprinter, this will help him with the quick step.
Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer - Lance Bass is known for his ‘NSync boyband fame and more recently coming out of the closest and having a hot boyfriend at one time. Lacy is a new face on the show, she was a finalist on “So You Think You Can Dance” and is the sister of Benji Schwimmer, the Season 1 winner of SYTYCD.
Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff - Rocco is a famous Chef to his celebrities, for his next trick he will eat Karina Smirnoff.
Cody Linley and Julianne Hough - Cody is on the famous show “Hannah Montana” maybe he can get Hanna Montana to give Julianne Hough some singing tips.
Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson - Warren is a football player for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovsky - Volleyball player in the Olympics.
Toni Braxton with Alec Mazo - Female R&B singer.
Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer - Actor
Brooke Burke and Derek Hough - TV personality hottie, let’s hope this doesn’t drive Derek’s girlfriend, Shannon Elizabeth into a jealous tizzy.
Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska - Comedian
Susan Lucci is and Tony Dovolani - Best known for being whore bag Erica Kane on “All My Children”
Zuma Nesta Rock is the name for Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale’s new baby boy. Either way, the baby will never get made fun of for this name because like the biological children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the children of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale will be hot NO MATTER WHAT!
Media sources explain the meaning behind the name:
Zuma, is supposedly the name of a beach in Malibu, where Rosdale reportedly had “a moment of clarity that began his career.”
Zuma personally reminds me of the game on my phone where the stone frog is spitting out the colored balls.
Nesta has a Jamaican feel to it.
And with parents that are rock stars, what else but to name your kid “Rock”…either that or your a big wrestling fan.
Payback for Zac Efron, the big prankster on the set on “High School Musical”
Sadly, the only entertaining part I found was that he took his shirt off!
“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Jessica told a radio show. “Yeah, we got a chuckle out of it.” she even joked that she “looked at his call log” just to make sure, then quickly added, “I’m kidding! I’m not that girl!”
Yes, tell yourself that Jessica.
So what was Tony and Jessica chuckling about?
In the September issue of Allure magazine, Carrie said her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo was just a phone call away, saying, “The phone will ring and it’ll be (Tony), and I’ll maybe not answer.”
Then Jessica added: “if Tony wanted to call her or be with her, he would.”
Yes, because men are so honest like that.
Photo from: US Magazine
It might be apparent who will wear the pants in the relationship, but longtime “life partners” Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi made their relationship official this past weekend by exchanging wedding vows.
So is it Mr. and Mrs. DeGeneres or Mrs. And Mrs. DeGeneres? Sadly, this is the only question burning in my mind.
As creepy as this might sound to old fashioned folks, us MTV Generation folks mind as well get used to seeing same sex marriages because it will happen again and might even end up being a common thing in the very near future.
Besides how can any woman hate that beautiful wedding dress?
Looks like mama Dina either let the “littlest Lohan”, Ali get breast implants or she’s sneaking behind mother. The implants will go good with her new nose job.
Ali Lohan is 14 years old, a perfect ripe age to get such a procedure. She was spotted at a Jonas Brothers concert in L.A looking “slightly larger”
Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. Most teenage girls wish for a car, Ali wishes for implants.
Big sister and perfect role model, Lindsay Lohan didn’t seem too pleased when the paparazzi asked her about her little sister’s “growth spurt” Writing on her blog, Lindsay said she felt “a bit sick to my stomach” then goes on to say “All in all, my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.”
Right on “Mom of the Year” Lohan!
Of course I could be just a judgmental half breed foreigner about this, but you be the judge:
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