What The Jorge?A Little Entertainment Junk For Your Trunk

Brooke Hogan is getting her own TV show as a spinoff to Hogan Knows Best. The show was planning on coming back for another season, but Nick Hogan was in a serious car crash that sent his friend to the hospital, her mother filed for divorce, and her father started dating one of her friends. Isn’t that a horrible mental picture? Looks like she’s the only normal one left in the family. Who knew? I always pawned her off as another Jessica Simpson-esqe personality.

Her busy plans include a new album “Undiscovered” that is currently out, she will be on the new reality show “America’s Prom Queen”

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Jessica Simpson is in Baghdad. Supposedly our taxpaying dollars is paying for her, her hairstylist, father, and a photographer and some travel medical insurance to travel with her and her brain. When the media asked her how her visit was, she responded:

“It’s a blast!”

If this story is true, I will put my hard earned tax dollars down for them to transport her another brain. What an airhead. I can’t believe that people like her are put on this Earth to pro-create with the rest of us.

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After listening to a recap of last week’s American Idol show, I do regret not watching it now. One of my favorite contestants, David Cook supposedly put on a great performance with a Lionel Richie song. I listened to a snippet of the performance and just listening to it made me go “Hummina Hummina Hummina” I was drooling all over my steering wheel.

I promised not to get too engrossed into the show this year because last year was so boring, and secondly I promised not to make any iTunes purchases from American Idol performances because I will probably not even open them after the show is done, but I might have to break down and buy this performance and the David Archuleta performance from two weeks ago.

All I’ve really got to do is prepare for when David Cook goes on his own tour after the show just like Chris Daughtry did after the Idol Tour was concluded. This guy is the next Chris Daughtry of the season no doubt and I will be one of those groupies sitting outside of the venue the night he headlines his own show.

I have been watching Life of Ryan a lot lately, more so for the fact that my boyfriend seems to love that show. He loves all those shows that feature skaters.

All I really see when I watch this show is a richie rich skater boy who thinks the most painful thing he will ever go though in life is his parents divorcing. Give me a break, there are starving children, children dying from cancer in the world, common folk working 3 jobs to survive, and I have to listen to this guy cry and whine about his parents splitting up. Someone needs to send him to serve food at an open shelter.

The episode I watched today he wanted to get a dog. Everyone was telling him he shouldn’t get one because he travels a lot and would have to leave the dog at home, but he still wanted to get it. Can we ay M-O-R-O-N, people like him just want what their money can get them but they don’t think of the consquences. Luckily he finally “saw the light” at the end of the show and decided to not get the dog that he probably would have neglected after a week.

I will have to admit though, he is nice to look at. He’s a spoiled brat, but nice to look at.

So Brad Pitt an Angelina Jolie are going to have another “God’s gift to man” baby that will grow up to be just as hot as his and/or her parents. Last I read, they are still denying it, but I don’t know how you could the way Angelina has been looking lately. Especially in this picture (right).

If she’s not pregnant she’s got some major gas she needs to release. The pic kind of looks Photoshopped but you never know. Either way if we had another Noah’s Ark situation in the 20th Century, Noah would grab Bradgelina up and help re-populate the world with hot, little Brangelina’s.

All the news media is saying that she was gettin in-vetro and was planning on having another child to keep Brad Pitt around because he wanted another child. Brad Pitt is sexy and all but if someone dosn’t want to have another child (it’s not like they have 10,456 other children anyways)  that shouldn’t be the reason to get pregnant. Besides they will probably end up adopting a couple more children anyways.

And yes if you had to know, I am a part of that statistic that would go lesbo for Angelina and hump Brad Pitt until the break of dawn. But if I can’t do that, at least I can watch them make beautiful children.