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Bird Poops In Reporters Mouth
“I should have seen that one coming…”
NO REALLY?
Brings new meaning to the words “bird infestation”
It’s A Smiley Saturday!
Hump Day Humor
Theme: Gasoline
Gas prices have gone down a bit recently, maybe we should buy moving pods and stock up on cheap gas before the prices go up again.
Participate In The Hump Day Humor Meme
A meme (pronounced /miːm/) consists of any idea or behavior that can pass from one person to another by learning or imitation. Examples include thoughts, ideas, theories, gestures, practices, fashions, habits, songs, and dances. Memes propagate themselves and can move through the cultural sociosphere in a manner similar to the contagious behavior of a virus.
Southern Hospitality
For some God-awful reason, I have “Southern Hospitality” by Ludacris stuck in my head, more specifically the beginning of the song…
“Cadillac grills, Cadillac mill’s, Check out the oil my Cadillac spills, Matter of fact, candy paint Cadillacs kill”
Ok, I’m done! Time for a meme. TGIF!
1. If you knew that you had only one day left to live, what would you do for the 24 hours?
I’d write a goodbye letter, then get in a car and drive fast and drive hard.
2. Do you think that life has meaning?
Of course! Why would we as human beings be living and breathing with no purpose? We may all have different meanings in the end, but either way, it’s a meaning.
3. What was your favourite childhood toy/object, or some of your favourites?
(Remember childhood according to the United Nations is anywhere from 0-18 years, so this is a fairly broad span of time).
I had (still have) a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal that I have had since I was born. I’m 25 now and it still sits by my bed, so you do the math.
4. When you clasp your hands, do you put your right thumb over your left thumb, or your left thumb over your right thumb?
Ok I feel like an ass because I sat here and tried this to find out…but my left thumb goes over my right. I never thought of that!
5. If you had to teach the most ignorant person on earth the most difficult thing you have ever learned, how would you go about doing it?
I’d draw them a picture, pictures always worked for my feeble mind.
Get Ludacris’ “Back for the First Time” on Amazon CD
Get Ludacris’ “Back for the First Time” on iTunes
A’Muse Me Monday
Fact: Tell about the most creative thing that you have done.
Last Mother’s Day I didn’t have any money to buy nice gifts, so in collaboration with my boyfriends daughter, we got paint and leftover photo paper in the house and we printed out a photo collage on the photo paper and she took the paint and put her hand print on the photo and we framed it. They turned out very nice.
Fiction: Tell about the most creative thing that you want to do.
I want to learn how to use Photoshop so I can design my own artwork and possibly get one of my graphic pieces as a piece for my very first tattoo. That way I know when I get my tattoo, I know it’s mine and my own imagination.
Music Monday
I used to use iTunes a lot to download music, but I just recently decided to switch to Amazon MP3 because it comes in MP3 format and after I pay for it it’s not a locked file like iTunes is and I can download music to put on my boyfriend’s MP3 player that is not necessarily iPods. Anything that I seem to download from iTunes can only go on an iPod and not everyone in the world has one.
So anyway, without further adieu…
Top 5 Song Pick’s of the Week
1. “Four Minutes To Save The World” – Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake
I have been a Justin Timberlake fan since ‘NSync came onto the scene, so it’s only natural that he be on my #1 list. Madonna is a legend and Justin Timberlake is a musical genious, this was a great combination to do a song together. While I still don’t get why they have “Four Minutes To Save The World” but I recently herd that the song is four minutes long, so common sense tells me that might have something to do with it.
Buy “Four Minutes To Save The World” on Amazon MP3 – CD – iTunes
2. “Bleeding Love” –Leona Lewis
I feel special because I downloaded this song on iTunes before it became the #1 downloaded song this week. The second I herd it, I loved it and I know this song will probably give Leona a great start to a very successful career here in America (she won the American Idol version of British Idol called X-Factor.) Most of the ladies out there will probably be able to relate to this song in some way so I predicted from the beginning that this song would be a hit.
Buy “Bleeding Love” on Amazon MP3 – CD – iTunes
3. “When You Look Me In The Eyes” – Jonas Brothers
My 12 year old cousin is obsessed with this band. Back in my days Hanson was the hot band, well the Jonas Brothers are probably a new age recycled version of Hanson. They sound so alike it’s creepy. Either way, this would be a great wedding theme song for the Summer. These brothers are pretty easy of the eyes so I guess that helps the personality of the song as well.
Buy “When You Look Me In The Eyes” on Amazon MP3 – CD – iTunes
4. “Picture To Burn” –Taylor Swift
The opening lines of the song tell everything…”State the obvious, I didn’t get my perfect fantasy I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me, So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy, That’s fine; I’ll tell mine you’re gay…” Ha ha ha. Taylor Swift always has great songs that start out country and are worthy enough to spill over into the Top 40/Pop realm. She writes and plays her own music at only 16. There’s only one word for her…POWERHOUSE.
Buy “Picture To Burn” on Amazon MP3 – CD – iTunes
5. “Super Girl” –Saving Jane
This song is fairly new and the band is from my hometown. So this week I’m representing “Girl Next Door” hit-sters Saving Jane. This song is featured on the Danica Patrick website and I’ve already added this song to my workout playlist and hope that this band gets the exposure and attention they desearve because they have great songs and the lead singer is georgeous!
Buy “Super Girl” on Amazon MP3 – CD – iTunes
Friday Fiver
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1. Where do you like to walk?
At the gym, on a treadmill, while listening to my iPod and watching TV.
2. What does your hair look like?
A poop brown poodle.
3. What are you jealous of?
Your mom and mortgage lenders.
4. What kind of promises do you make?
None, because I suck at keeping them, my mental agenda dosn’t have that kind of capacity.
5. What makes you stare?
Midgets. Sorry, it’s mean but I do. One walked by me the grocery store one day and our eyes met and I had to smile and say “Hello!” I’m not sure what he was thinking.
Wet Wednesday
1. In the book cougar: a guide for older women dating younger men by valerie gibson, ms. gibson states that the typical cougar-prey age difference is six years. would you date – or have you ever dated – someone at least six years your junior?
Nope, the younger guys have always persued me. I wonder why that is? I do look young, or did I just look stupid back in those days? It was the blonde highlights I knew it durnit!
2. What is the largest age difference between you and a paramour? who was older?
I was 21 and he was 18. He loved his beer more than me, and he loved me because I had beer. Maybe if I would of had beer flavored nipples, he would of wanted to date me longer. At that time too I was taking a lot of phentermine (diet pills) to try and loose weight to look good for him. It was sad and pathetic.
3. What would you say to your friend if he/she was carrying on with a friend of their child? is this ever acceptable to you? why or why not?
Ew, ew, and ew! No and…..EW! Just because Hulk Hogan does it, dosn’t make it right. Who would sleep with that guy anyways?
10 MOMENTS of 2007
- Paris Hilton going to jail, then getting out, then going back, crying about it like the little priss she is, and then getting out again and having a whole new lease of life, I would hate to see what that would be in Paris World.
- Britney Spears….for being Britney Spears. Can we say MTV Video Music Awards?
- Dick Cheney shoots one of his own men while quail hunting. Because 78 year old men look like small, plump, brown birds.
- Sanjaya’s Hair on American Idol.
- Anna Nicole Smith’s unexpected death (this is seriously under bad moments, this was tragic and sad.)
- Don Imus calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy headed hos” WHO DOES THAT? Apparantly he does!
- The drama that was Ellen Degeneres and Iggy the Dog.
- Me getting a job…now you get to read more of this crap! You could not ask for more fun.
- Me starting this site. Refer to Moment #8.
- Jimmie Johnson winning the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series for the SECOND time in 2 years. Why don’t you let someone else win for once, everyone hates perfection durnit!