A Little Entertainment Junk For Your Trunk
No it’s not a new video game for the Wii.
At a press conference in Baghdad with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, President Bush had to play duck when an Iraqi journalist showed Bush how he felt about his policies by throwing both of his shoes at his head.
“This is a farewell kiss!” the man yelled in Arabic before throwing the shoes. This is most likely Bush’s final visit as president to Iraq and what a goodbye present did he get!
The University of Florida recently did a research and found results that show that “Telephone counseling may be just as successful as face-to-face counseling in helping people maintain weight loss”
This sounds a lot easier than trying the latest and greatest diet pills such as Ephedrasil Hardcore, which the name itself doesn’t make it sound so fun either.
234 obese women between the ages of 50 and 75 years old whom lived in rural areas in northern Florida were studied. They finished a 6 month weight loss program and the women lost an average of 22 pounds.
One year later some of the women were counseled over the phone and the rest were counseled face to face. Results showed that the women counseled over the phone regained less than 2.5 pounds average weight. The women who were counseled in person regained an average of 8 pounds.
For such a small horse, it sure it making big news!
Meet the smallest horse to be born in Bliss at Riverdance Stud Farm in Victoria, South Australia.
The currently unnamed horse is a whopping 15 inches, equivalent to the size of ‘a week-old lamb.’ Miniature horses of her breed are normally born between 20-23 inches but this “little horse that could” is expected to grow 24 inches.
The town is currently holding a contest to give the horse a name before Christmas. No english saddles for this little girl.
Photo by Newspix / Rex Features, News information from Daily Mail UK
Jerry Mitchell will direct PEEPSHOW, a new modern burlesque show set for the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas, to begin previews March 30, with an opening set for April 18, 2009.
Not familiar with Jerry Mithell? He was a Tony Award winner for his choreography of La Cage Aux Folles, and was also held Tony nominations for his choreography of Hairspray, Legally Blonde, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Never Gonna Dance, and The Full Monty. He also directed Legally Blonde.
PEEPSHOW was created specifically for the “adult playground of Las Vegas with a highly stylized combination of sexy striptease and celebrity. ” The cast will star Mel B of the Spice Girls playing Peep Diva, and Kelly Monaco, winner of Dancing With the Stars, (Season 1) who will play Bo Peep.
Sounds interesting huh?
Last week in Southeastern North Carolina in the Outer Banks, a manatee that reportedly was found dead.
The dead manatee reportedly was seen in the Alligator River over the weekend, even though the animal’s body has not yet been found. Statistically, a manatee can’t survive very long in water colder than 68 degrees. Recent water temperatures in North Carolina have been around 55 degrees.
In recent years, manatee’s have been visiting North Carolina frequently with sightings mostly in Southeastern North Carolina. The same situation has been occurring in Florida.
If you spot a manatee, it is recommended to watch it from a safe distance and not to feed it.
Here’s a change even Obama might believe in…
McCain recently spent over $5,000 for “American Idol” and “So You Think You Can Dance” makeup artist, Tifanie White to do his makeup.
I’m sure it probably wasn’t just for her makeup ability but hey nothings too good for a possible future president of the United States that is going to protect our financial stabilities.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d do that prehistoric dinosaur’s makeup for over $5,000 grand. But what I want to know is, what in the hell kind of makeup would you put on the man? I know most women who in their lifetime probably don’t even spend that much on makeup.
Yes, I know he’d understand if I skipped out on my mortgage payment to get me a $5,000 makeup job done to run for president of my book club.
So banks are going down the tubes left and right these days because they are being bought out the government? Well, we are all in trouble if that’s the case! All the media reporting can get scary to listen to, not knowing if our economy is going to get worse or not, but this news story might lift your spirits:
Be sure to keep an eye out for the guys behind the reporter.
It’s a Smiley Saturday!
AP reports that Miguel Olaya attempted to send his deceased wife’s body to their native country of Ecuador through American Airlines, to which the airlines supposedly misplaced the body for four days.
He hired the DeRiso Funeral Home in Brooklyn to ship his wife’s body to Guayaquil, Ecuador, on April 1. When he went to the airport to claim the body, it was nowhere to be found. Olaya also claims the body was decomposed because it wasn’t properly embalmed.
American Airlines initially gave a different story:
“First they didn’t know where her body was. Then they said maybe it was in Miami and finally they said it was in Guatemala,” the lawyer said. “Instead of sending it on the flight to Guayaquil, American sent the body to Guatemala City.”
The funeral director at the funeral said the mistake was made by someone at the airline who put in the wrong airport code. The airlines could have input GUA for Guatemala instead of GYE for Guayaquil.
At last Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards the buzz and controversy were the jokes that host Russell Brand made about the purity rings that the Jonas Brothers wore.
For you non-virgins, a person that wears a purity ring is saving sex for marriage.
“I’d take them a little more seriously if they wore it on their genitals,” Russell Brand mocked.
A few celebrities were not so amused by the jokes, including American Idol alum, Jordin Sparks, who is a fellow purity ring wearer. She even noted in her acceptance speech “It’s not bad to wear a promise ring because not everybody, guy or girl, wants to be a slut.”
So is Jordin Sparks trying to say that people that are not wearing promise rings are sluts? If that’s the case, I just brought the sluttage meter over 100%. We’re all going to hell! I personally think purity rings are for people that will never get laid anyways.
Even more shockingly, Paris Hilton voiced support for fellow purity ring wearers. Does anyone see something wrong with this picture now?
Russel Brand later apologized. It must have been from the pressure of upsetting Paris Hilton. I probably would not have been able to sleep at night knowing I upset Paris Hilton.
Some other fellow celebrity purity ring wearers include: Hilary Duff, Selena Gomez & back in the day pre-Nick Lachey “Newlyweds” days, Jessica Simpson wore one.
How comforting!
Various media sources claim that Lindsay wants to have a baby with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Guess who might be the alleged sperm donor?
Sam’s brother Mark Ronson.
That’s the only time anyone could get away with sleeping with your significant other’s family members.
Word’s been going round that Pop star Ashlee Simpson might be having twins.
Oh boy! Oh boy! Or is it…Oh girl? Oh girl?
Anyways, I still see this as the same case and point for Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale and Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie…no matter what, their kids will be beautiful.
Pete Wentz even went so far as to use the word “them” when discussing his future child(ren) during an interview, but he turned around and denying the rumor, insisting he “misspoke” and was only trying to keep the pregnancy info nonspecific.
Ashlee claims that the speculation might have derived from the fact that she has gained a few extra baby pounds. She wrote on her MySpace blog that “”carrying a child is the most inspiring, emotional, amazing experience of my life,” she declared. “My weight and my pant size are the absolute last thing I am concerned about.”
According to USA Today, she told Taylor Swift that she chose the dress for the “the three B’s — the boobs, the belly and the booty,” adding knowingly, “You have to pick ones that don’t stick to your belly.”
Right on classy mama!
Oprah, who publicaly supports presidential hopeful, Barack Obama has claimed that she is not interested in having Republican Vice President hopeful, Sarah Palin on her show.
Why not?
She did come back to say:
“There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show,” Oprah said. “I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would make a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on the show after the campaign is over.”
AFTER the campaign? No one’s going to be interested in the campaign after it’s over. Arn’t we being a little partial and senile Oprah?
Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas – Kardashian is the star of reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and is probably more famous for doing it with Brandy’s brother Ray-J in a sex tape. Can’t wait to see what roles she will get after DWTS.
Cloris Leachman and Corky Ballas – I had no idea who Cloris was until Bob Saget’s Comedy Central Roast, but it turns out Cloris (which must be short for Clitoris) is an Academy Award Winning Actress and a fairly old lady. I personally want to see granny rock it out!
Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke – Olympic sprinter, this will help him with the quick step.
Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer – Lance Bass is known for his ‘NSync boyband fame and more recently coming out of the closest and having a hot boyfriend at one time. Lacy is a new face on the show, she was a finalist on “So You Think You Can Dance” and is the sister of Benji Schwimmer, the Season 1 winner of SYTYCD.
Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff - Rocco is a famous Chef to his celebrities, for his next trick he will eat Karina Smirnoff.
Cody Linley and Julianne Hough – Cody is on the famous show “Hannah Montana” maybe he can get Hanna Montana to give Julianne Hough some singing tips.
Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson – Warren is a football player for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovsky – Volleyball player in the Olympics.
Toni Braxton with Alec Mazo – Female R&B singer.
Ted McGinley and Inna Brayer – Actor
Brooke Burke and Derek Hough – TV personality hottie, let’s hope this doesn’t drive Derek’s girlfriend, Shannon Elizabeth into a jealous tizzy.
Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska – Comedian
Susan Lucci is and Tony Dovolani – Best known for being whore bag Erica Kane on “All My Children”
Surprise, surprise! There is still no proof that bigfoot really exists because this supposed photo of a bigfoot carcass taken by two Georgia men ended up being roadkill in a bigfoot costume stuffed in a freezer.
First off, who saves roadkill, secondly, who puts it in a freezer? Thirdly, are they still going to use that freezer.
Weirdos!
The men claimed that “the Bigfoot scam was a joke and they never intended their story to become as sensational as it did.”
Obviously their parents told taught them to never cry wolf and someone needs to tell them in this day and age to not scream “bomb” on an airplane anytime soon either.
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