What The Jorge?A Little Entertainment Junk For Your Trunk

The “Dog Whisperer” must have been busy because couple Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been reported to have hired a dog therapist.

Yes, I said dog therapist.

Why? Because their dogs are acting jealous towards each other and fighting.

Do they make doggie psychotherapy pills? I’d honestly hate to see what would happen if those poor dogs got acne pimples. Major reconstructive surgery?

That’s OK, I still love this couple. If Jake and Reese truly love each other, then their dogs eventually will.

Word has it that celebrity socialite, Paris Hilton lost two of her million dogs to a coyote that came down onto her property and attacked them.

OH NO NOT THE TACO BELL DOG?

Paris’ rep denies the story saying, “They were at Paris’ house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” a rep for Hilton, 27, told People magazine. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured. “

I wouldn’t doubt that her 17 dogs live a better life than most normal human beings. On top of the dogs it is reported she she supposedly also owns a goat, cats, two ferrets, a chinchilla and other exotic pets that might not even be legal in California. Not to mention, if you have more than three dogs don’t you have to have a kennel liscense?

This story gave flared up my allergies just reading it.

PETA will be all over these girls like white on rice after watching this video:

My dog didn’t come near me for three days after I pushed him into a pond at the dog park, I cannot even imagine what this poor pooch is thinking!

The Base Jumping Dog

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

“This bull mated 50 times last year”

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs…..Smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

”This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year”

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW - That’s more than twice a week! ……..You could learn a lot from him.”

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

“THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR”

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day…You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow”

This-or-That?

Ice in your drink, or no ice?
Ice in my drink, as long as it’s got alcohol in it, I’m good! Can we say…MARGHARITAS!

Shoes or barefoot?
Barefoot, but my feet get cold easily in the house so I wear a lot of toe socks. They are surprisingly very warm, but the boyfriend thinks they look really scary.

Newspapers or online news?
Online news, it’s easier and more convenient to read in my crazy life. The world is at my fingertips on the World Wide Web in a snap. And I don’t have to pay for internet news.

Zoos or amusement parks?
Zoos. I’m not much of an amusement park person since I’m scared to death of roller coasters. I love animals anyways and Nick’s daugher has been begging and reminding me to take her to the zoo, so hopefully we will get to go this Summer.

Baseball or football?
FOOTBALL! I’m from Ohio people, we’re talking Buckeye country! Go Bucks! *winner* I watch NFL too, Indianapolis Colts are my favorite team. The boyfriend’s favorite team is the New Orlean’s Saints, so if you didn’t know, we watch a lot of football.

Movies or TV?
TV. I love reality TV and Two and a Half Men. Most of all I would love to get a ginormous flat screen TV and watch some sports on TV in the comfort of my own home with a margherita in my hand and my favorite team/driver’s jersey on cheering them to victory. (Woah! That sounded very cheesy!)