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American Idol Elimination Recap

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Jorge
March 12, 2008 in Reviews and TV. 1 Comment

This post contains the spoiler. Do not read on if you have not watched the show yet.

I just absolutly dread elimiation night. Not because my favorite people could possibly be eliminated, but because of those stupid, cheesy song and dance numbers they make some of these poor people do. You’ve got great rock singers like David Cook and Carly Smithson dancing like little ballerina’s for no reason. American Idol is a singing competition! Those people shouldn’t be dancing.

Altough David Hernandez does dance like a Backstreet Boy, maybe they can just make David Dance around in a tutu since he’s suposedly got the dancing thing down.

If there was any God where was he when they made Kristy Leigh Cook perform that horrendous number again. I’m going to need a blood transfusion after all the blood I’ve lost from my ears.

I really liked the phone calls taken from the fans. Ryan admitted he wants to mud wrestle with Simon, tell us something we don’t know.

Why out of all American Idol past contestants, did they get Katherine McPhee to perform? She hasn’t done anything since the show except have one good single, marry an old guy and put on a boring performance on American Idol wearing a go-go outfit. Why don’t we just bring Justin Guarini in for the next performance. He’d probably look better in the dress.

So the bottom three ended up being Syesa, David Hernandez and Kristy Leigh Cook. Just when I was going to be excited that Kristy was going home they sent home…

David Hernandez.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What the hell is that?????

Someone quick…tell him they need a 5th memeber for NSync to do a reunion! I’d go see that!

American Idol Elimination Recap

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Jorge
February 28, 2008 in Reviews and TV. 0 Comments

Sorry for the lack of review for the girls night of AI. I herd it sucked balls, so maybe I just saved myself from cutting my fingers off and and stuffing them down my ears. But I shall cheer up because it’s my favorite time of the week, time to weed out some of the awfulness that is American Idol.

At this point as long as David Archuleta is still in it, I don’t care about anyone else.

Did I mention how much I love group performances? I feel like I’m watching a reality TV version of “The Backyardigans”

American Idol Backyardigans

Did anyone else think that look on Danny’s face was priceless when he thought he was going home? He looked like he was in the semifinals of Miss America.

Jason Yeager was the first guy to go home. I still feel bad for him after the lashing Simon gave him, but he honestly could have been better (and stopped the cheesy smiling.) I am granted a little disappointed he’s gone now because he was one of my eye candies.

Alexandria Lushington was the first of the girls to go home. I was hoping Mrs. Munster was going to be the victim. After seeing a recap of Alexandria’s performance last night which I inadvertently missed I feel it was probably well-deserved. I felt bad for David Archuleta crying in the background though. I just wanted to squeeze his cute little self. If it was anyone else crying I would have been like “Listen here stoop! That’s one less competition for you. Quit crying! Suck it up!”

Then it was down to Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker, Alaina got picked to go home and Ramiele and Danny cried…AGAIN, someone needs to surgically remove their tear ducts or I am going to loose mine laughing at them. I didn’t remember Alaina much out of the competition, but of course Paula always tells everyone “This is just a start of a great career for you” which is a crock of horse poop.

Then it was down to Robbie Carrico and Luke Menard, thank God we finally sent “Robbie the Faker” home. I’m a little disappointed now because I will never know if he really was wearing a wig. But now he can go shave off that rock faced and be my new Justin Timberlake fantasy. More crying commenced. If these people are going to miss each other that much, maybe they should all just sleep with each other.

Well, I will have to admit, I will miss picking on Robbie, so I will have to find a new target for next week. Back to the refugee boat for much long needed pondering.

American Idol One Liner Reviews: Top 10 Guys Night

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February 26, 2008 in Reviews and TV. 0 Comments

It was 70’s Night on AI.

Michael Johns started off the night talking about tennis. Oooook! But he did put a great spin on “You Can Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac. His voice in this performance kind of reminded me of a Jason Wade from Lifehouse. That vein in his neck was a little distracting when he was singing, but I did like it a lot, the performance that is, not the vein!

Jason Castro talks about hating to do interviews but oddly enough I liked hearing him talk about how much he hated being interviewed. Once again he performed with his guitar which added a great element to Idol that has never been introduced before. Woah! This is guy is an amazing singer. It was too bad the judges didn’t like it.

Luke Menard sang a Queen song, which mind as well of been a show boat performance. At least he’s nice to look at. I felt like I was watching an episode of “The Wiggles” without the dancing around. Pretty boring!

Ahhhhh Robbie Carrico the fake rock singing, drag racing, Justin Timberlake look-a-like hunk. This performance did get me “Hot Blooded” either way. I think at this point he probably wants to kill the next person who questions his authenticicy of being “rock” but even if he wanted to sing rock music, he will need a better song selection. I would like to hear him sing a song where he just belts it out and rocks it out like there is no tomorrow.

Then there’s Spongebob Gaypants Danny Noreiga. He sang The Carpenters. I love this guy, what a personality. They really should ban this song from American Idol though because everyone sings this song every season. I wanted to choke myself unconscious just for the fact that I was hearing this song again, the only thing that brought me out of my un-consciousness was Danny’s princess voice and the consistent giggling after Simon told him how much he liked him. OMG! OMG! What a cute couple they would make!

David Hernandez has great stage presence. He was giving looks to the crowd and knew just what face to make for the camera. Besides a little crack of the voice at the end that no one ever really noticed, this is my favorite performance so far.

Jason Yeager just upped his sexiness factor now that I know he plays instruments. He performed a Doobie Brother’s song and it was just OK for me. He still smiles that cheesy smile every time he performs and it kind of freaks me out but it was just OK. I thought the judges were a little too harsh on him and you could tell by the look on his face he was really hurt, which in it’s own wanted me to vote for him because I felt bad.

Chickezie finally explains the meaning and pronunciation of his name in the pre-interview performance. Chick-uzie gave a much better performance this week than last week. Very exciting! Very good voice! Very fun performance! I liked the very cleaver with the word play in the song and his personality came out in this performance.

My favorite contestant David Cook rocked the house. He got the crowd involved and moving all whilst singing and playing guitar. Bow chicka bow wow! I bet Robbie Carrico got pissed when Randy told David that he was the “real” rocker of the group. Besides the fact that it looked like he wanted to beat Simon over the head after telling him he had no charisma, which he should have after that remark, which would have been great to see. I loved it!

David Archuleta, how amazingly cute and sweet is this guy?  I hope they make this guy into a keychain so I can carry him with me. He shouldn’t be on this show, someone give this guy a record deal already. He is a freaking star!

Jorge’s Pick of the Night

  • Contestant I Would Vote For: David Archuleta

  • Sexiest Performance: David Hernandez

  • Most Enjoyable Performance: David Cook

 Worst Performance: Luke Menard

American Idol Elimination Recap

Published by
Jorge
February 21, 2008 in Entertainment, General and Reviews. 0 Comments

If you have TiVo’d American Idol and not watched it yet you might not want to read this post just yet. It’s a spoiler on who got eliminated. 

Ah, I love elimination night on American Idol. They always open the show with a cheesy group performance where almost everyone is wearing stupid costumes and dancing around like Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses’

I wanted to attack Garrett with a weedwacker! I voted him as worst performance a few days ago for the guys night, and of course my intuitions were right. Goodbye Hair Boy, and on your way home, shave that upper lip of yours because it looks like crayon stains. Too bad he finally started singing good on his “goodbye” performance. Bad timing bud!

I got it right with my worst vote for the girls performance night as Amy Davis was the first pick to be eliminated. I should of kept those forks in my ears from last night so I didn’t have to endure that performance one last time.

After Amy Davis was elimated, it was between the rockin’ nurse Amanda Overmyer and plus size model Joeanne Borgella, in which Joeanne was elimiated which I thought one-tone Amanda should of been in that position. Then Danny Noriega’s boyfriend Colten Berry went home while the girls cried on the sidelines as if they were witnessing a funeral and Danny pouted his bottom lip contemplating on what other guy in the group he should start crushing on next now that Colton is gone. Chickezie-ezie-bow-wow should of been going home. I will look at this on the bright side though, as now I have more time to learn Chicke-doodle’s name.

American Idol One Liner Reviews: Top 12 Guys Night

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Jorge
February 19, 2008 in General, Reviews and TV. 1 Comment

For profiles of each singer go here. 

David Hernandez - He is an OK singer, nothing unique or exciting that jumped out at me, By the time this show is over, I will forget the performance. I guess it’s just the curse of the first performer.

Chickezie - I forgot what the hell this guy sang after he sang it, it wasn’t a very memorable performance. I think the only reason I remember him in the slightest bit is because I spent his entire performance trying to pronounce and figure out what his name is.

David Cook - This guy is great! I have a feeling he is going to be the Chris Daughtry (Season 5 AI) of this season.

David Yeager - He could get a singing career with The Wiggles if American Idol dosn’t work out for him, the guy’s got a good voice but he just looks a little TOO happy to be singing, like those cashier’s at a retail store that force themselves to smile at you but they don’t really want too.

Robbie Carrico- Simon was questioning his authenticity about singing rock music. This guy claims he is all Rock and Roll, but he was in a boy & girl band that toured with Britney Spears, the man (I should say boy back then) even dated Britney Spears! He is a Fake, with a capital F and his singing past is going to catch up with him.

David Archuleta - Is this guy a singer or a puppy? What a nerd-bomber! Durn good singer either way.

Danny Noriega - Like, OMG! Paula hit it the nail right on the head when she said “There will be a lot of color’s coming out of Danny…” He’s going to be the Miss Attitude of the competition, it was alright I think he would be more suited for TV talk shows instead of singing.

Luke Menard - He looks like Orlando Bloom with a hat on. I fell asleep during this one so I’m not sure what I thought about it?

Colton Berry - This guy sings the Teletubbies theme song in his head when he’s nervous. Double Nerd-bomber! Him and Danny Noriega should hook up. Besides that fact, he’s got great hair, great energy and a good voice, it is kind of reminicant to Clay Aiken (Season 2 AI).

Gerrett Haley - He’s so pretty! He seems a little off his rocker, but he is a pretty good singer. He dosn’t seem like he would be memorable enough though.

James Castro - OMG! It’s Bob Marley’s long lost illigitimate child! Thank goodness producer’s there let these kids sing with instruments though, this might not necesarily be a good thing beucase people could fall like hot pancakes, but he pulled it off pretty good. I liked it.

Michael Johns - He dosn’t even have to sing, he can just talk and the ladies will swoon. The singing is just as amazing. I definitly hope he sticks around and does great things on the show.

Am I the only one that thinks Paula is talking a lot more this season? Someone needs to stuff a beer in her mouth and tell her to quit talking to much!

Jorge’s Picks for the Night

  • Contestant I Would Vote For: David Cook

  • Sexiest Performance: Michael Johns

  • Funnest Performance: Danny Noriega

  • Worst Performance: Gerrett Haley

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