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John McCain Spending $5,583.43 for an “American Idol” Makeup Artist

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Jorge
September 28, 2008 in Funny, General, News, Political and TV. 0 Comments

Here’s a change even Obama might believe in…

McCain recently spent over $5,000 for “American Idol” and “So You Think You Can Dance” makeup artist, Tifanie White to do his makeup.

I’m sure it probably wasn’t just for her makeup ability but hey nothings too good for a possible future president of the United States that is going to protect our financial stabilities.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d do that prehistoric dinosaur’s makeup for over $5,000 grand. But what I want to know is, what in the hell kind of makeup would you put on the man? I know most women who in their lifetime probably don’t even spend that much on makeup.

Yes, I know he’d understand if I skipped out on my mortgage payment to get me a $5,000 makeup job done to run for president of my book club.

Leg-O-bama

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Jorge
September 19, 2008 in Funny, General and Political. 1 Comment

Even if you do not plan on voting for Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential Election, this is pretty freakin’ awesome:

It’s Leg-O-bama!

I want to see what a Lego-McCain would look like…I wonder how many ghost white pieces would be needed to make a replication of his face?

Scary thought.

This guy might have a successful business in the works. Hell, I’d pay for a Lego replication of my dog!

If Hilary Is President, What Would Bill Be?

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Jorge
March 6, 2008 in General and Political. 0 Comments

Hilary & Bill Clinton

I was listening to my local radio station the other day and Hilary Clinton had called in. This was legit because we’re in Ohio; she was campaigning here to win the primary vote for here in Ohio and Texas. Not to mention, it did sound like her, she has a distinctive voice.

I actually enjoyed listening to it. I did vote absentee and it was for an unnamed Republican candidate, but after listening to her talk on the radio, it almost humanized her in my eyes. These DJ’s were not helping the situation either with their questions. It wasn’t serious, political themed questions. They were humorous questions like “If you get elected President, do we call you Madame President?” She laughed so hard when she heard this question.

If I would of herd this interview before I sent in my absentee ballot, I probably would have seriously reconsidered my vote. I don’t ever pay attention to those stupid commercials that end with “I’m [insert candidates name here,] and I approve this message. I’m so tired of seeing Barack Obama commercials, I don’t say I dislike the guy, but it’s just like watching the same movie over and over again, you get tired of it.

My only seriously curious question is: If Hilary Clinton was elected president, what would that make Bill Clinton? We surely couldn’t call him “First Lady” Or could we?

Obama likes to recycle…his speeches that is!

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Jorge
February 20, 2008 in Audio & Video, General and Political. 0 Comments

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama is taking a few pointers from Governor Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, or should I say…taking a few lines from his speeches. What a bore! Clinton had been giving him grief that he gave good speeches, his speeches just didn’t have any solutions to the problems. For once, I will have to agree with Clinton. Obama reminds me of an old boyfriend I once had…He sweet talked me and told me things I wanted to hear. When it came down to actually doing all those sweet, whispering nothings….he was a one-minute man. We don’t need a sweet-talker for a president.

 And to once again not give Obama any credit, reciting lines from”I Have A Dream” was not very original either. Come up with your own speeches and quit quoting others. Fire your speech writer or sleep with him and/or her so they can have enough revelations to write you better speeches.

You can read more information on the dramatic hum dum here.

Political Music To My Ears

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Jorge
February 14, 2008 in Funny, General and Political. 0 Comments

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”

The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here.”

The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton”.

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here.”
The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and Said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.”

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