What The Jorge?A Little Entertainment Junk For Your Trunk

 “The Love Guru” opened on Friday to the kind of reviews usually reserved for movies starring Larry the Cable Guy, not to mention an embarrassing 4th-place finish. Perhaps no one sunk the knife deeper than A.O. Scott in “The New York Times” who called it, “an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.” Wonder if Myers turned and mugged for the camera after he read that one.

So this begs a few questions, the key one being…what the hell happened? Did Mike Myers suddenly become unfunny? Did our collective taste change? Is his new comic creation a little too familar (I’m going with this one)? Or is Justin Timberlake to blame?⁽⁽¹⁾⁾

Oh let’s give Justin a break. He isn’t comletly hopeless when it comes to being in movies, but I know it’s hard to take him seriously after dancing around like a buffon in ‘NSync and all the diva-esque behavior when it comes to spilling about Jessica Biehl (come on, if I was banging her, I’d brag!) I don’t think Justin’s factor had much say in the movies bust, if anything…it helped with it’s success.

As for Mike Myers, after “Austin Powers” there’s really no way to top that.

What it might have something to do with is that fact that gas costs $4.00 a gallon and you need to take out a mortgage on your house to see a movie. One ticket alone is around $9.00, not to mention popcorn costs just as much and you can’t go to a movie and not get popcorn! Major oil companies must be taking fractional ownership over the movie buisness! Ah!

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“I’m not cool, you know what I mean?”–Clay Aiken

In an interview, the former ‘Idol’ assured his public that he’s “not trying to be Justin Timberlake.” Oh, and he’s definitely “not gonna bring anybody’s sexy back.” [Article from Spinner]

I can openly admit I am a Clay Aiken fan, and I don’t really want him to bring Sexy back, when he sings, that’s a million words far beyond sexiness. So don’t worry about it Clay! At least you are not in drug rehab like most celebrities seem to be doing these days.

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I used to use iTunes a lot to download music, but I just recently decided to switch to Amazon MP3 because it comes in MP3 format and after I pay for it it’s not a locked file like iTunes is and I can download music to put on my boyfriend’s MP3 player that is not necessarily iPods. Anything that I seem to download from iTunes can only go on an iPod and not everyone in the world has one.

So anyway, without further adieu…

Top 5 Song Pick’s of the Week

1. “Four Minutes To Save The World” – Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake
I have been a Justin Timberlake fan since ‘NSync came onto the scene, so it’s only natural that he be on my #1 list. Madonna is a legend and Justin Timberlake is a musical genious, this was a great combination to do a song together. While I still don’t get why they have “Four Minutes To Save The World” but I recently herd that the song is four minutes long, so common sense tells me that might have something to do with it.

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2. “Bleeding Love” –Leona Lewis
I feel special because I downloaded this song on iTunes before it became the #1 downloaded song this week. The second I herd it, I loved it and I know this song will probably give Leona a great start to a very successful career here in America (she won the American Idol version of British Idol called X-Factor.) Most of the ladies out there will probably be able to relate to this song in some way so I predicted from the beginning that this song would be a hit.

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3. “When You Look Me In The Eyes” – Jonas Brothers
My 12 year old cousin is obsessed with this band. Back in my days Hanson was the hot band, well the Jonas Brothers are probably a new age recycled version of Hanson. They sound so alike it’s creepy. Either way, this would be a great wedding theme song for the Summer. These brothers are pretty easy of the eyes so I guess that helps the personality of the song as well.

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4. “Picture To Burn” –Taylor Swift
The opening lines of the song tell everything…”State the obvious, I didn’t get my perfect fantasy I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me, So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy, That’s fine; I’ll tell mine you’re gay…” Ha ha ha. Taylor Swift always has great songs that start out country and are worthy enough to spill over into the Top 40/Pop realm. She writes and plays her own music at only 16. There’s only one word for her…POWERHOUSE.

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5. “Super Girl” –Saving Jane
This song is fairly new and the band is from my hometown. So this week I’m representing “Girl Next Door” hit-sters Saving Jane. This song is featured on the Danica Patrick website and I’ve already added this song to my workout playlist and hope that this band gets the exposure and attention they desearve because they have great songs and the lead singer is georgeous!

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