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Hump Day Humor

Theme: Gasoline

Gas prices have gone down a bit recently, maybe we should buy moving pods and stock up on cheap gas before the prices go up again.

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A meme (pronounced /miːm/) consists of any idea or behavior that can pass from one person to another by learning or imitation. Examples include thoughts, ideas, theories, gestures, practices, fashions, habits, songs, and dances. Memes propagate themselves and can move through the cultural sociosphere in a manner similar to the contagious behavior of a virus.

Southern Hospitality

For some God-awful reason, I have “Southern Hospitality” by Ludacris stuck in my head, more specifically the beginning of the song…

Cadillac grills, Cadillac mill’s, Check out the oil my Cadillac spills, Matter of fact, candy paint Cadillacs kill”

Ok, I’m done! Time for a meme. TGIF!

 

The Friday Five

1. If you knew that you had only one day left to live, what would you do for the 24 hours?

I’d write a goodbye letter, then get in a car and drive fast and drive hard.

2. Do you think that life has meaning?

Of course! Why would we as human beings be living and breathing with no purpose? We may all have different meanings in the end, but either way, it’s a meaning.

3. What was your favourite childhood toy/object, or some of your favourites?
(Remember childhood according to the United Nations is anywhere from 0-18 years, so this is a fairly broad span of time).

I had (still have) a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal that I have had since I was born. I’m 25 now and it still sits by my bed, so you do the math.

4. When you clasp your hands, do you put your right thumb over your left thumb, or your left thumb over your right thumb?

Ok I feel like an ass because I sat here and tried this to find out…but my left thumb goes over my right. I never thought of that!

5. If you had to teach the most ignorant person on earth the most difficult thing you have ever learned, how would you go about doing it?

I’d draw them a picture, pictures always worked for my feeble mind.

 

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Monday is a Beach

1. Have you ever partaken in a dare? What did it entail?
I got suckered into playing a chinese fire drill in the middle of a storm on a busy downtown road. For those of you that don’t know what a Chinese fire drill is, it’s when there’s two people on opposite ends of the car and you both get out and switch sides. Well I got out and ran to the other side of the car, and the other person just opened their door, waited for me to get to their side and then closed the door in my face. I was very embarresed! *blush*

2. Do you live with anyone who has any particularly annoying living habits?(eg. leaves toilet seat up,forgets to give messages)
I hate it when my mother tries to talk to me from the top of the stairs and I’m in my room in the basement. I’ve got a TV, fan, and my computer running and she just starts talking full conversations from the top of the stairs.

3. Who’s your favourite advertising mascot? (eg. Tony the Tiger,The Michelin Man)
The Geico Gecko. He’s so cute I want one!

4. If you were a high school stereotype,you’d be the…?
Outcast

5. Do you like organic food?
I’m not sure what organic food is, so I don’t know!

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Time To Relax

“Give Me Five ways you like to de-stress, relax, wind down or kick back…”

1. Computer - I do everything from blogging, designing websites, reading other’s blogs, or participating in message boards. No matter what it is, this is my ultimate relaxer. I forget about my issues and what’s on my mind and I just type my feelings, I do what I want to do, my website is controlled by me and so far it’s the only thing a possible control freak like me can control so it means everything to me to have my own website to write and design how I wish.

2. Watching a movie/TV - This takes me into another world, escapes me from the stress and anxiety of the real world. My absolute favorite things to do is watch a race, NASCAR in perticular. I’m not sure what it is about watching a race that de-stresses me, but it does and I look forward to me de-stresser every weekend.

3. Writing - This would probably go under the category of blogging. I love writing, I would never do it professionally because I have been doing it freely for so long, I could probably never be correct with my words. It’s a venting system for me. I vent what bothers me or even what makes me happy and I have it out there and off my chest and I can go on with my day knowing I got it out.

4. Shopping - I don’t do this often because of the fact that student loans have got me broke for the next 40 years of my life, but when I do have a little extra money I go bargain shopping. I shop through clearance and buy things super cheap and make it into something else. Example: I bought a $3 sweater at Wal-Mart, the sleeves were defective but I’m going to cut the sleeve’s off of it and wear it over one of my long sleeve button down shirts. Wala! An outfit. A $3 outfit to be exact.

5. My dogs - Playing and wrestling around with my dogs puts the biggest, cheesiest smile on my face. They are like my kids so when I see them playing around and happy, I’m happy. What’s better than having a wagging tail standing by the door waiting for you to come home everyday?

Questions from the “Give Me Five” Monday Meme.

My Saturday Special

Toe Socks

Saturday Special: I Sometimes Wish If Only I (Fill In The Blanks)

1. If only I could ______ I would ______?:
If only I could buy a house I would adopt more animals.

2. If only I saved ______ I would ______?:
If only I saved money I would go on vacation.

3. If only I said ______ I would ______?:
If only I said “I’m sorry” more I would have more friends.

4. If only I had ______ I would ______?:
If only I had more money I would go back to school.

On a random note: Does anyone else think that Spongebob Squarepants worshipping a “magic conch” sounds a little too dirty. I’m too much of a gutter mind to proof myself wrong.

So I just got back from the grocery store and I’m pretty convinced that everytime I go to the grocery store, the more I hate people. First off, people “working for the homeless” shelter begged for money before I even got into the Wal-Mart. I truly don’t believe they are there for homeless people, so I ignore their requests for my money.

Once inside, I kept getting stuck in the aisles behind this lady and her gazillion children that was grocery shopping with 3 sheets of letter paper. They were most likely a welfare/food stamp family. I’m just trying to get by in life with my own paycheck, and my taxes have to pay for these people and their 10,456 children when all they really had to to was close their legs and use birth control and maybe they wouldn’t have to spend my hard earned tax dollars on welfare children that will ultimatly breed more welfare children. *angry*

After dealing with the mile long lines to checkout (I forgot I need to stop grocery shopping at the first of the month because that’s when everyone gets their welfare checks) I make it out to the parking lot. Some stupid girl almost plows me over trying to see if she can take my parking spot if I had parked up front. Out of the hundreds of open parking spots she sits in her car at the front of the store waiting for a front row parking spot to open up. Quit being a lazy and walk!

As if my grocery shopping excursions wern’t drying enough on my expenses, I had to pickup some prescriptions for a whopping $75! I love healthcare benefits.

Ok, I’m stepping off my soapbox now! Happy Saturday!

Wednesday Mind Hump

This-or-That?

Ice in your drink, or no ice?
Ice in my drink, as long as it’s got alcohol in it, I’m good! Can we say…MARGHARITAS!

Shoes or barefoot?
Barefoot, but my feet get cold easily in the house so I wear a lot of toe socks. They are surprisingly very warm, but the boyfriend thinks they look really scary.

Newspapers or online news?
Online news, it’s easier and more convenient to read in my crazy life. The world is at my fingertips on the World Wide Web in a snap. And I don’t have to pay for internet news.

Zoos or amusement parks?
Zoos. I’m not much of an amusement park person since I’m scared to death of roller coasters. I love animals anyways and Nick’s daugher has been begging and reminding me to take her to the zoo, so hopefully we will get to go this Summer.

Baseball or football?
FOOTBALL! I’m from Ohio people, we’re talking Buckeye country! Go Bucks! *winner* I watch NFL too, Indianapolis Colts are my favorite team. The boyfriend’s favorite team is the New Orlean’s Saints, so if you didn’t know, we watch a lot of football.

Movies or TV?
TV. I love reality TV and Two and a Half Men. Most of all I would love to get a ginormous flat screen TV and watch some sports on TV in the comfort of my own home with a margherita in my hand and my favorite team/driver’s jersey on cheering them to victory. (Woah! That sounded very cheesy!)

Quirky Tuesday

My Cheer-up Quick Comfort Foods

1.) The deep dish sundae at Uno’s
It is a big fresh baked cookie in a deep dish topped with whipped cream, vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup.

2.) Margherita
Does that count as a food? It comforts me real quick!

3.) Tacos
And basically anything Mexican. You’ll find me at Taco Bell and Chipotle often.

4.) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
My Dad got me into these so it’s all his fault I’m a big girl!!!

5.) Gum
This is more of a stress reliever than anything else. I got so fidgety at work from sitting still for long hours at a time so I chew until my jaw practically feels like it’s going to fall off.

Play Quirky Tuesday

A’Muse’ Me Monday

It’s A’Muse’ Me Monday! Time for a little fact or fiction (or both): I always get a kick out of these!

Fact: Name five of your favorite songs and the artists who wrote them.
1.) “This I Promise You” by ‘NSync
My ultimate favorite love song. Plus it reminds me of my teenybopper days and obsessing over ‘NSync
2.) “Tim McGraw” by Taylor Swift
When you think Tim McGraw…I hope you think of me, because I would soooo co-populate with this man!
3.) “So Small” by Carrie Underwood
For the amazing, amazing lyrics!
4.) “You Are My Sunshine” by Jimmie Davis
My dad used to sing this song every morning to me to wake me up to go to school.
5.) “Through the Rain” by Mariah Carey
Another inspirational song and I idolized her when I was a teenager.

Fiction: Make up a short song about your love for your camera. (It can be funny or serious).

I love my digi cam
So much I named it Sam
I take pictures of people that are big hams
Then email it to people as spam.

Oh my beautiful black digi cam
You fit in my purse nice and snug
I hope you never get a bug
Without you by my side I’m a lazy slug.

I love you my beautiful, black, sexy, digi cam

(Ok so I suck at writing songs, but I will have a major laugh at this one later!)

Play A’Muse’ Me Monday

QotD: On Blogging

QotD: Quote of the Day

What inspires you to blog?

My main reason for blogging is to relieve stress and get my mind of things. When big things such as finances and life really stress me out and that’s all I think about. I blog to get my mind off things.

Secondly, I have some sick and twisted fantasy that people understand my feelings and what’s going through my head better when I express them in words. I tend to be very hot headed when I speak with my mouth. When I am speaking with words I can describe things more in depth and articulate my words.

Third, my memory is shot at age 24. I couldn’t buy memory even if I had the money to. If I document my life in an online journal I can remember mistakes, learn from them, or even never forget how I felt at that moment when something important happened in my life.

QotD: The Last Time I Surprised Someone Else

QotD (Question of the Day)

When was the last time you surprised someone else?

I kind of surprised my boyfriend with his figaro necklace for Christmas. If if you have a man, you know they don’t show much emotion so I’m not real sure if he was surprised or not. For as much as that necklace cost me, in my world…he was pretty damn surprised.

The last time I think I genuinly surprised someone was a few Valentine’s Days ago when I ordered flowers to be delivered to my mom’s work. They delivered it to her after she left work which kind of annoyed because I told them what time she leaves, but one of her co-workers called her at home and told her to come back and get them, which was luckily not too far, so she was still surprised and it made me feel good that I surprised her.

Friday Fiver

 

1. Where do you like to walk?

At the gym, on a treadmill, while listening to my iPod and watching TV.

2. What does your hair look like?

A poop brown poodle.

3. What are you jealous of?

Your mom and mortgage lenders.

4. What kind of promises do you make?

None, because I suck at keeping them, my mental agenda dosn’t have that kind of capacity.

5. What makes you stare?

Midgets. Sorry, it’s mean but I do. One walked by me the grocery store one day and our eyes met and I had to smile and say “Hello!” I’m not sure what he was thinking.

Play Friday Fiver

Wet Wednesday

1. In the book cougar: a guide for older women dating younger men by valerie gibson, ms. gibson states that the typical cougar-prey age difference is six years. would you date - or have you ever dated - someone at least six years your junior?

Nope, the younger guys have always persued me. I wonder why that is? I do look young, or did I just look stupid back in those days? It was the blonde highlights I knew it durnit!

2. What is the largest age difference between you and a paramour? who was older?

I was 21 and he was 18. He loved his beer more than me, and he loved me because I had beer. Maybe if I would of had beer flavored nipples, he would of wanted to date me longer. At that time too I was taking a lot of phentermine (diet pills) to try and loose weight to look good for him. It was sad and pathetic.

3. What would you say to your friend if he/she was carrying on with a friend of their child? is this ever acceptable to you? why or why not?

Ew, ew, and ew! No and…..EW! Just because Hulk Hogan does it, dosn’t make it right. Who would sleep with that guy anyways?

Play Wet Wednesday

10 MOMENTS of 2007

 

  1. Paris Hilton going to jail, then getting out, then going back, crying about it like the little priss she is, and then getting out again and having a whole new lease of life, I would hate to see what that would be in Paris World.
  2. Britney Spears….for being Britney Spears. Can we say MTV Video Music Awards?
  3. Dick Cheney shoots one of his own men while quail hunting. Because 78 year old men look like small, plump, brown birds.
  4. Sanjaya’s Hair on American Idol.
  5. Anna Nicole Smith’s unexpected death  (this is seriously under bad moments, this was tragic and sad.)
  6. Don Imus calling the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy headed hos” WHO DOES THAT? Apparantly he does!
  7. The drama that was Ellen Degeneres and Iggy the Dog.
  8. Me getting a job…now you get to read more of this crap! You could not ask for more fun.
  9. Me starting this site. Refer to Moment #8.
  10. Jimmie Johnson winning the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series for the SECOND time in 2 years. Why don’t you let someone else win for once, everyone hates perfection durnit!

Play 10 on Tuesday





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